Carpet Tacks

A guy was driving on the highway when a box dropped from the truck in front of him and burst open on the road. The box was full of carpet tacks! The tacks flew everywhere, but the alert driver managed to avoid running over any of them.

So a state trooper pulled him over & gave him a ticket for tacks evasion.

Teasing John

John, my high school-aged son came home from his girlfriend's house.

George, my other son was home from college and immediately started teasing him. I admit, I joined in a little, too.

After a while John said, "I'm going back to Sarah's house. They like me over at Sarah's house."

Immediately George replies, "We like you over at Sarah's house, too, John."

Light bulb question

Question: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 0 ... the light bulb has to want to change.