New computer owner to Tech Support: "It says to hit any key but when I do that nothing happens."
Tech Support: "Can you try again and tell me exactly what happens?"
Customer: "I tried but nothing happened."
Tech Support: "Well, what key did you hit?"
After a moment and some clicking sound the customer replied, "Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key."
A confident little boy was practicing baseball. He said: "I'm going to be the greatest baseball player in the world!" Then he threw the ball up and made a huge swing and missed.
He picked up the ball again, said: "I'm going to be the greatest baseball player in the world!" threw the ball up, took a great big swing, and missed again.
Once more, he said: "I'm going to be the greatest baseball player in the world!" threw the ball in the air, made his biggest swing yet, and missed the ball yet again.
He raised both his arms and cheered: "Hooray! I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!!"
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.
Several weeks later, he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, toothpaste, and paper items.
"Well, what do you think?" his wife asked, smiling.
"Next time," he replied, "I'm writing to Toyota!"