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“The more we meditate on the cross, the deeper our companionship and knowledge gets of Christ the Lord.” Pishoy Kamel

Strange, though I am saved from sin, I am not saved from sinning. Martin Luther

We count on God’s mercy for our past mistakes; we count on God’s love for our present needs; but we count on God’s sovereignty for the future.

What isn’t won in prayer first, is never won at all.

Malcolm Cronk

“It’s great to be young and dream the dream, but it’s better to be old and to see that the dream is true!” John Osteen

It is not only who you are, but whose you are.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it open

“Love doesn’t just sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.” Ursula K. LeGuin

“It is not after we were reconciled by the blood of his Son that God began to love us, but before the foundation of the world.” John Calvin

“I only know this, that if He had not sought me out, I would never have come to Him.” Charles H. Spurgeon

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Contentment is natural wealth; luxury is artificial poverty.

If peace be in the heart the wildest winter storm is full of solemn beauty.

Nothing is so strong as gentleness. Nothing is so gentle as real strength.

“Why do you hasten to remove anything which hurts your eye, while if something affects your soul you postpone the cure until next year?” Horace

God takes life’s pieces and gives us unbroken peace.

Without the Way there is no going; without the Truth there is no knowing; without the Life there is no living.

Tehillah Praise

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due

“If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks.”

George Allen, Sr.

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.”

Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.”

Neil Hamilton, BBC2

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!”

Nasa Launch Control

Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth.”

Kahlil Gibran

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobel

Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that…

Dan Quayle

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Anonymous Traffic Report

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”

Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.”

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon