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“There are three things that only God knows: the beginning of things, the cause of things and the end of things.” — Welsh Proverb

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.

Though millions are bending God’s ear in prayer, He listens to each individually.

Speak the truth and shame the Devil.

A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.

“We must alter our lives in order to alter our hearts, for it is impossible to live one way and pray another.” William Law

The life of faith does not earn eternal life; it is eternal life; and Christ is its vehicle.

William Temple

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.

“Our valleys may be filled with foes and tears; but we can lift our eyes to the hills to see God and the angels, heaven’s spectators, who support us according to God’s infinite wisdom as they prepare our welcome home.” Billy Graham

Wishing will never be a substitute for prayer. ~Ed Cole

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations

No child of God sins to that degree as to make himself incapable of forgiveness. ~Bunyan, John

A people that values its privileges above its principals soon
loses both

“Character is what you are in the dark.” ~Dwight L. Moody

“Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish.” Ovid

“GRACE——-God’s Riches At Christ’s Expense.”

As one person I cannot change the world, but I can change the world of one person.

Paul Shane Spear

“To love God is the greatest of virtues; to be loved by God is the greatest of blessings.” Portuguese Proverb

“I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.”

Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”

Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.”

Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.