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“He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything.” Samuel Johnson

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place

Jesus came into the world so we could know, once and for all, that God is concerned about the way we live, the way we believe, and the way we die. ~Billy Graham

Love rules without rules.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone

His eye is upon every hour of my existence.

“A single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.”

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

“The flower that follows the sun does so even on cloudy days.” Robert Leighton

Without the Way there is no going; without the Truth there is no knowing; without the Life there is no living.

Tehillah Praise

You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

John Wooden

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Belief is truth held in the mind; faith is a fire in the heart.

“It’s great to be young and dream the dream, but it’s better to be old and to see that the dream is true!” John Osteen

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted

If peace be in the heart the wildest winter storm is full of solemn beauty.

“God is in the hypocrite’s mouth, but the world is in his heart.” Gurnall

“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.

Mayor Frank Rizzo

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”

Ted Lowe

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player

“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”

Joseph Heller

“Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking.”

Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

“I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!”

Nasa Launch Control

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull’s team chemistry being overrated.

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon