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A really intelligent man feels what other men only know.

Charles Montesquieu

“You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.”

Christ has turned all our sunsets into dawns. ~Clement of Alexandria

We seal our fate by the choices we make

“We often tend to treat the Lord Jesus something like a convenience food — handy to have around in case of unexpected need.”

“If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.”

“There is nothing, indeed, which God will not do for a man who dares to step out upon what seems to be the mist; though as he puts his foot down he finds a rock beneath him.” F. B. Meyer

The very man who has argued you down, will sometimes be found, years later, to have been influenced by what you said.

“There are only 2 reasons everyone is not a christian: 1) They do not know a Christian or… 2) They do.” Author Unknown

He who does not live in some degree for others, hardly lives for himself.

Montaigne

“If you put a small value on yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.”

“For a soul to come to Jesus, is the grandest event in its history.” Joseph Alleine

We have a God who says He will be our God and
our Guide to the end – not just halfway through — but to the end.

“Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible, and receives the impossible.” Corrie ten Boom

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.

“There is only one relationship that matters, and that is your personal relationship to a personal Redeemer and Lord. Let everything else go, but maintain that at all cost, and God will fulfill His purpose through your life. (This includes meeting the needs of your heart.) One individual life may be of priceless value to God’s purposes, and yours may be that life.” Oswald Chambers

“We are no more responsible for the evil thoughts that pass through our minds than a scarecrow for the birds which fly over the seedplot he has to guard. The sole responsibility in each case is to prevent them from settling.” John Churtom Collins

There is no safer place for your hopes and dreams than in the loving hands of your faithful Father.

Leslie Ludy

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”

Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

Oh – I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you without your…

Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabet

I feel my best when I’m happy.

Winona Ryder

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human…

George W Bush

“You can’t just let nature run wild.”

Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.”

Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

Sign in Men’s clothing store

“I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!”

“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.”

Ad in Arizona Republic

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth.”

Kahlil Gibran

“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work.)”

Sign on door of repair shop

If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.

Mark Fowlr