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The Next Time The Devil Reminds You Of Your Sin, take one look at your sin and ten looks at Jesus.

Robert Murray McCheyne

The vigor of our spiritual life will be in exact proportion to the place held by the Bible in our life and thoughts. George Müller

It is a positive crime to be weak in God’s strength.

When God Says “no”, it’s because He Has something better in store for you

In taking revenge a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior. ~Thomas Fuller

So often we overlook the important while attending to the urgent.

True freedom from fear consists of totally resigning one’s life into the hands of the Lord.

David Wilkerson

“Our prayers will see answers when we believe in what we ask for.” John Iverson

“We all want progress, but if you’re on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.” C. S. Lewis

“Receive each day as a resurrection from death, as a new enjoyment of life.”

William Law

“Those who keep speaking about the sun while walking under a cloudy sky are messengers of hope, the true saints of our day.” Henri Nouwen

Two things hard on the heart: running up stairs and running down people.

“The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.” Holmes

Selfs ‘n skilpad maak vordering as hy net sy kop uitsteek.

Even a tortoise makes progress by sticking out his head.

Kind words make good echoes.

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“God always gives us what we ask for – or something better.”

“To be subjected to God’s will is not only to give Him priority in our lives, it is but to give Him complete control.” Avery D. Miller

“The Word of God has a supernatural edge with which a million-dollar budget can never compete.”

Joseph Stowell

Certain thoughts are prayers.  There are certain moments when, whatever the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees. Victor Hugo

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.”

Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.”

Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

“Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he’s pretty old. He’s thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.”

Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobel

“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.”

Neil Hamilton, BBC2

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon

Oh – I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you without your…

Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabet

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.

Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!”

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

We’re just physically not physical enough.

Denny Crum