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“The acknowledgment of our weakness is the first step in repairing our loss.” Thomas a Kempis

“We may never see the end results, but that is the difference between the master builder and the worker. We are workers, not master builders, ministers, not messiahs. We are prophets of a future not our own.” Archbishop Oscar Romero of El Salvador 

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Don’t let the limits of your imagination block you from what God can do for you.

Prayer is God’s ordained way to bring His miracle power to bear in human need. ~Wesley L. Duewel

Love rules without rules.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing

When Christ came into my life, I came about like a well-handled ship.

Robert Louis Stevenson

The church has no greater need today than to fall in love with Jesus all
over again

Always try to beat yourself, this will develop contentment in you and other people will also love you due to this virtue.

“God isn’t looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people.”

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.

Victor Hugo

Belief is truth held in the mind; faith is a fire in the heart.

“Peace reigns where our Lord reigns.” — Julian of Norwich

“We’re in spiritual combat – cosmic combat for the heart and soul of humankind.” Chuck Colson

No credit? No problem…Jesus paid it all.

The death of your future happens when you feel contentment with your successes.

“‘Twas an unhappy Division that has been made between Faith and Works; though in my Intellect I may divide them, just as in the Candle I know there is both Light and Heat. But yet, put out the Candle, and they are both gone.” John Selden

God has not departed because the day is dark

You guys are unique in your own way

Mia Hammond

“Danger Slow Men At Work”

Road sign in Brunei

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Anonymous Traffic Report

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Robert McCloskey

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

Marilyn Manson, Singer

“I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right”

Marlon Starling

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

Oh – I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you without your…

Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabet

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.”

Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer