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He who labours as he prays lifts his heart to God with his hand

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

His eye is upon every hour of my existence.

Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future. Faith is having the courage to dance to it today.

I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone

Many follow Jesus unto the breaking of bread, but few to the drinking of the cup of His Passion

If Christ lives in us, controlling our personalities, we will leave glorious marks on the lives we touch.  Not because of our lovely characters, but because of his. Eugenia Pric

The more reasons you have for achieving your goal, the more determined you will become.

“Have faith, knowing tomorrow will hold the blessings of God.”

Kites rise highest against the wind – not with it

Make a plan now to keep a daily appointment with God. The enemy is going to tell you to set it aside, but you must carve out the time. If you’re too busy to meet with the Lord, friend, then you are simply too busy.

Charles Swindoll

Relying on God has to begin over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.

Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.

Henry Ford

You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

John Wooden

When thoughts enter my mind uninvited, I do my best not to let them get comfortable there.

The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could be.

Ben Herbster

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.”

Anne Frank

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.”

Frank Broyles, College football coach

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.

Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

“Danger Slow Men At Work”

Road sign in Brunei

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.”

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.”

Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

Marilyn Manson, Singer

“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

I feel my best when I’m happy.

Winona Ryder

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game