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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.

Helen Keller

The most important part of Christmas is the first six letters.

The more you are motivated by love, the more fearless and free your actions will be.

Katherine Mansfield

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending

Jou gemoed werk soos ‘n valskerm ? slegs as dit oop is.

Things aren’t always as they appear to be on the surface. Sometimes the people who most trouble us are the ones facing trouble in their own lives.

C. Hosher

Grace: a gift that costs everything for the giver and nothing for the recipient. ~Philip Yancey

“The very best and highest attainment in this life is to remain still and let God act and speak in you.” Meister Eckhart

God doesn’t just give us grace, He gives us Jesus, the Lord of grace.

Joni Eareckson Tada

“Anyone can count the seeds in an apple… but only God can count the apples in a seed.”

“If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favourable.”

Seneca

Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our neighbor on our knees.

There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

“Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.”

“What our Lord did was done with the intent, and this alone, that he might be with us and we with him.” Meister Eckhart

“Lord please give me the patience to listen, the courage to speak, the honor to follow, and the wisdom to lead.” Author Unknown

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them, but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.

Between the humble and contrite heart and the majesty of heaven, there are no barriers; the only password is prayer.

This day brought to you by Jesus.

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon

“A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin.”

Jo Sheldon

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer

“And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.”

UK Sports coverage on TV

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”

Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”

Mickey Rivers, baseball player

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

One has to expect the level of violence will either stay where it is or go up or…

Donald Rumsfeld