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Do your best and then sleep in peace. God Is Awake

The church has no greater need today than to fall in love with Jesus all
over again

“When you are ready to stop bargaining, He will lead you to a place of peace and blessings.” Author Unknown

Genuine, hearty laughter is one of the greatest gifts imparted to us by our Father. It has the amazing power to diminish our pain, lifting our souls in joyous good cheer, while providing bright hope for the unknown days ahead. W. Phillip Keller

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Depend on it! God’s work done in God’s way will never lack God’s supply.

Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls.

Definition of courage: ‘Grace under pressure’

Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower.

If you’re living for Christ you may lose some friends, but you won’t lose their respect.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

“Every sermon should be an agony of the soul, a passion to beget Christ in the souls of men.” John Chrysostom

No credit? No problem…Jesus paid it all.

When God forgives, it’s time to forget!

“Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.”

Benjamin Franklin

Faith is the ability to not panic

“When life caves in, you do not need reasons — you need comfort. You do not need some answers — you need someone. And Jesus does not come to us with an explanation — He comes to us with His presence.” Bob Benson

“Our prayers will see answers when we believe in what we ask for.” John Iverson

It is a good answer which knows when to stop

“If you walk backwards, you’ll find out that you can go forwards and people won’t know if you’re coming or going.”

Casel Stengal, former Baseball player

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.”

Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”

Samuel Goldwyn

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.

Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”

Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player

We’re just physically not physical enough.

Denny Crum

“I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.”

Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony